Girls with long hair will literally leave little traces of themselves wherever they go, like feathers falling from an angel’s wings. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:It's like living with a majestic breadcrumb trail, but instead of leading you home, it just clogs the vacuum! 🦸♀️🔍✨ Related Funny Posts 🤝 I see 1000 girls. I know 100 girls. I talk to 10 girls. I love 1 girl. And she doesn’t love me back. Toilets are not a crime scene, traces may be removed! My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere. My hair will never allow me to commit any crime; I leave my DNA everywhere. Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to.