Giving people access to the internet was a massive mistake.

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I have the body of a god. Sadly, it’s Buddha after brunch.

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Behind every strong, independent woman… is a dog that follows her to the bathroom.

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An adult is a person that keeps Ibuprofen in more than one place.

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I bought a book on Feng Shui, but I don’t know where to put it.

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If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.

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Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount of Kinder Bueno?

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Authentic isn’t automatically good. You could be an authentic douchebag.

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Applying for jobs feels like auditioning to be enthusiastic about a blind date you haven’t even met yet.

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Your honor, if it pleases the court, here’s Wonderwall.

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I’m officially at the age where I enjoy when people cancel plans.