God invented war so that Americans can learn geography. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When life hands you a map, just hope it's not labeled 'battlefield'. 🗺️😂 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Studies show that sleepwalking has decreased among Americans over the last 10 years. Typical lazy Americans. Americans saw water freeze at 0°C and said, “Let’s make that 32.” “Nothing burger” is such a funny phrase. Americans when nothing: so imagine a burger. Americans be like, “MM:DD:YY” is how you say dates verbally, and then have a national holiday called “4th of July.” I’ll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else.