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  • There’s a rhyming Italian expression for saying “take it or leave it” that goes “o mangi questa minestra o salti dalla finestra”. It means “either eat this soup or throw yourself out the window”.
  • I’m at the age where any time my mom asks if I remember so-and-so from high school, the news is never good.
  • The best time to visit Japan is when you have money!
  • Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.
  • Writers should get a direct line to the FBI so we can call them and give them a heads up when we’re googling ways to poison someone but just for a story.
  • Whenever I go down the stairs next to an escalator, I always move faster than the escalator to prove to the people I made the better decision.