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Sometimes a lover girl, sometimes a dinosaur.

People who say that they don’t have time for my bullshit should wake up an hour earlier.

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Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”?

Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.

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