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My kids and I have this bit where I say something and they ignore me.

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If I got possessed demonically, I wouldn’t even notice it. With everything else I’ve got going on.

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The part right before bench pressing when you’re laying down but not lifting is so good.

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If you don’t believe aliens walk amongst us, who else could write such unnatural dialogue in pharmaceutical commercials?

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Dear diary, sorry for only ever talking about myself. How are you? Do you have any hobbies?

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I got a raise! On my meds dosage. But still.

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I’ve been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I’m just going to stick with it and see it through.

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Home is where the tap water doesn’t taste funny.

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Sledding is the best! (until you have to walk back up the hill)

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Once my school teacher lectured me for unacceptable behavior. That’s 30 mins of sleep I am never getting back