Good morning to everyone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

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If Dracula had a cat, she’d be the one sleeping in the coffin.

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Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.

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So, technically, Moses is the first man to download files from the cloud using a tablet.

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I’m so old that when I take a walk down memory lane, I get lost.

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Don’t give up on your dreams. If cauliflower can be pizza and zucchini can be noodles, you too can be anything you want.

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They should invent a word for when you’re alive but not really living.

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If you encounter a teenager out in the wild, be kind. They are the first generation of kids whose parents are cooler than they are.