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13 shares on Slack this month:

When someone asks me what my dream job is, it’s just like “I don’t know dude, I don’t dream about jobs”

94 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Welcome to your 50s. You used to be a lot taller.

99 shares on Messenger this month:

Every single morning, I have to get out of bed and do things, and it’s bullshit.

13 shares on Discord this month:

Hansel and Gretel weren’t wrong, every bad decision I’ve ever made started with being hungry.

47 shares on YouTube this month:

Dear people, who drive without music playing, what do you do with your brain?

69 shares on Telegram this month:

Some people are living bowel movement to bowel movement.

88 shares on Twitch this month:

Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed over their chest because of the belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

62 shares on Threads this month:

“Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

39 shares on Twitch this month:

My husband has entered the “fun socks” years.

99 shares on Discord this month:

My father didn’t want kids, so he had two kids, which was the equivalent of zero kids at the time.

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If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.

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Someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster… so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead.

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On average, my daily actions demonstrate I’m probably good at something else.

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I feel like people just come to the airport to cough.

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If pigeons and chickens made a tribe, would they be called the coo clucks clan?

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Wish I could step out of my body and take my own damn pictures.

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When someone yells stop, I don’t know if it’s in the name of love, it’s hammer time, or if I should collaborate and listen.

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I need a day off from myself.

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My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.

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Think like a crazy person, and then you’ll understand.

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I’ve realized that some people don’t like me, but I’ve also realized that I don’t give a shit.

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Finally it’s Friday and I can go out. I’m putting the garbage out and I’ll be right back.

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Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last time I went out.

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I would describe my personal style as whatever is on top of the pile of clothes on the floor.

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I hate it when someone asks me what I did yesterday. I don’t know. Breathed a lot, probably got mad at something … sighed heavily. The list goes on.

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My mouth moves faster than my survival instincts.

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Please don’t be mean to me, because I can be meaner and I hate being mean.

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I never knew how fast I could write until the teacher said pencils down.

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With certain people, you get nauseous just hearing their name.

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This cucumber Gatorade got me quenched in an unprecedented manner.

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Grammar is important. It’s the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts.

Some parents are blessed with amazing kids and others have kids that decide to learn the trumpet.

Drinking a couple of beers and then getting onto Red Dead Redemption, and just petting my horse and feeding it apples.

Shark tooth necklaces are the perfect accessory if you want to look tough but also tell the world, “I’ve been to a gift shop.”

Every day is leg day when you’re running from your problems.

One day you said w00t for the last time, and didn’t even realize.

People who play golf don’t concern me nearly as much as the people who watch it.

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Grammar is important. It’s the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Some parents are blessed with amazing kids and others have kids that decide to learn the trumpet.

Drinking a couple of beers and then getting onto Red Dead Redemption, and just petting my horse and feeding it apples.

Shark tooth necklaces are the perfect accessory if you want to look tough but also tell the world, “I’ve been to a gift shop.”

Every day is leg day when you’re running from your problems.

One day you said w00t for the last time, and didn’t even realize.

People who play golf don’t concern me nearly as much as the people who watch it.

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