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Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed over their chest because of the belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

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The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.

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I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend.

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Please be nice to me. I’m in my twenties. Do you know what that does to a person?

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A social media post so confusing you turn your music down to read it.

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Going out on Friday night will always be better than going out on a Saturday night.

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Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don’t have toetips. Yet, you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.

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Divorce is so weird. Why do I have an ex-aunt?

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If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary.

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Bursting into a million bats the second I see you.

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Twitter needs a button that’s “bring back that tweet I was just starting to read before you automatically refreshed.”

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Coffee, because I don’t have time for a manslaughter charge.

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That depressing moment when you pull up to work and the building is not engulfed in flames.

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None of the Instagram story fonts represent me.

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I was going to learn to play the violin, but it was too much of a commitment. I wanted something with no strings attached.

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When I tell my kids I’ll do something in a minute, what I’m really saying is “Please forget.”

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The first 120 hours after the weekend are always the worst.

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Maybe somewhere in a parallel universe, I wake up feeling refreshed and energetic each day.

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“So if I had kids, my kids would never…” Spoiler: Yes, they would.

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At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.

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Facebook friends are like pens. You may have 150, but only 5 are writing.

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Two of the best things in life are laughing and orgasms. I want to make you do both a lot.

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“AI is coming for your job.” Yeah, I’d like to see AI drink 11 coffees, then have a panic attack.

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Establish dominance by dropping your panties first.

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They should make a biopic of just some random guy.

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I was having a great day, and then, people.

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When women get to a certain weight, you’ll notice they change their social media profile pictures to flowers, cats, or dogs.

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One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain.

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I don’t flirt, I just say weird things and hope something sticks.

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Imagine the carnage at an IKEA team building event.

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Thank you, Facebook memories, for constantly reminding me of the shitty taste in men I had for the majority of my life.

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My search history is filled with me googling regular words just to make sure I’m using them right.

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Current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across the bed.

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Every morning I wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made.

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I’m so lazy that I get jealous when it’s bedtime in other countries.

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You’re never too old to shout, “Mooooo,” when you drive past some cows.

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Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed over their chest because of the belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

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I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend.

Please be nice to me. I’m in my twenties. Do you know what that does to a person?

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