Growing up means choosing cozy couch moments over crowded club scenes. Cheers to adulting!

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The highest act of rebellion is to relax unconditionally.

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Instead of writing LOL, I’m going to start writing SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It’s more accurate.

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I get it dogs, I wish I could also bark at strangers approaching my house.

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Sometimes I’ll call in, disguise my voice, and insist on speaking to me, or I’ll take my business elsewhere.

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I’ve cooked for men I should have poisoned, so yeah, I do have self-control.

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Whoever invented the “skip intro” button really understood humans.

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I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.

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My family was too poor for a gene pool, so we soaked our genes in rye whiskey.

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Me drinking green tea: this is going to fix everything.

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My favorite yoga pose is the one where you eat a sandwich.