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Imagine you’re on jury duty and the courtroom sketch artist draws stink lines above you.

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Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help.

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Boys are disgusting. Can’t believe I like these things.

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Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

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Being abducted by aliens could be just the vacation I need right now.

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I need a long hot meteor shower.

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Forever grateful that thought bubbles aren’t a real thing.

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Unfair that the older I get, the clearer photo quality gets.

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Why can’t my career pursue me instead?

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I don’t just hold a grudge; I love it, pet it, feed it and take it for long walks on the beach.

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Airports are so funny. Like, “Oh, you’re flying across the country? Would you like to hang out in a mall first?”

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Being in college when The Chainsmokers dropped Closer was an experience to say the least.

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I can’t blame this generation too much for doing stupid stuff. My generation thought seven Police Academy movies were a good idea.

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Our house is so messy that if we ever disappeared, the police would have no idea if there were “signs of a struggle”.

Guys, stop showering. I need the water for ChatGPT.

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Today I couldn’t find a parking space at work, so I drove back home. Looks like they have enough people there.

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Can’t threaten me with screenshots. I’ll get a microphone and say it again.

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Billion dollar technology idea: A printer that works.

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My favorite color is money.

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My favorite body lotion is Voltaren.

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If a man speaks in the forest and his wife is not there to hear him, is he still wrong?

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Since I started following the wisdom of ancient Chinese philosopher Fuk Yu, my life has been so much better…

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I think every app should, by law, let you deactivate all of its short-form video content.

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Adults chasing the popularity they missed out on as teenagers are the worst.

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Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me.

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I bet my calculator app wrapped would be pretty shameful.

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“I’m just a girl!” No, you are a monster.

Gonna end every insult with “but in a good way”.

Go outside and let the rain do what your boyfriend can’t.

I’ve been closer to death than a stable relationship.

The day they handed out patience, I left because it was taking too long.

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Beer is like weed for people with jobs.

Millennials are just 30-40-year-olds who look 20-30 years old and feel 80-90 years old.

Guns N’ Roses: “Welcome to the jungle!” The jungle: “No more humans, please!”

I feel like waking up early on the weekend is so disrespectful.

I’m not saying it’s been a while, I’m just saying I completely blanked on the name of my gym.

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Sorry, I would love to, but I just made a bunch of rules for myself, and I’m actually not allowed to do that.

I’m the type of person to go back to sleep and try to finish a dream.

Getting a boner because the Lego instructions are telling me what to do.

“What’s your blood type?” I don’t know, boiling!

“I’m gonna decide everyone’s pronouns and sexuality tonight. And, yes, there will be some big surprises.”

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Computer dating is fine, if you’re a computer.

I wish every day had 30,000 hours, and that I had unlimited Adderall and was unemployed.

Lowkey wanna fall in love, but Monday to Friday is work, Saturday is laundry, Sunday is mental prep for Monday. The butterflies in my stomach are actually decomposing.

Getting paid to sleep would be such a dream job.

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Some of these fake tans look like an old Tupperware container that’s had marinara sauce in it.

Women in movies look so beautiful when they sleep. Meanwhile, I’m tossing and turning all night like a forgotten 7-Eleven hot dog.

I have been alive all my life, and have not once seen a Chinese food commercial.

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