Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house.
  • One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “Smell this,” it usually smells nice.
  • Couples who finish each other’s sentences have killed before and will kill again.
  • Is ‘ugh’ an emotion? Because I fell it all the time.
  • If I’m wrongly accused of a crime, I’m going to prison. I’m way too introverted to have an alibi.
  • Never lie to Indian girls. That red dot be recording everything.