Happy Earth Day. You don’t look a day over 4 billion years and get hotter every year. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppHappy Earth Day. You don’t look a day over 4 billion years and get hotter every year. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned. Some stupid little amoeba decided to leave the ocean a billion years ago and now I have to worry about Monday. If you’re not happy single you won’t be happy married. Happiness comes from eating food, not from relationships. My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round. Husband and I were blissfully happy for 25 years. Then we met.
