Happy Earth Day. You don’t look a day over 4 billion years and get hotter every year.

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Sorry I missed your call, I was staring in horror at the screen, wondering why on earth you couldn’t just text me.

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Do you think they’re called cough drops because when you cough really hard they drop out of your mouth onto the floor?

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I know this ain’t smart, but that never stopped me before.

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I would go out of my mind, but I can’t find the exit.

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Nothing hits harder than opening the fridge for the fifth time, hoping new food magically appeared.

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Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.

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When people suck the life out of you, they should take some fat too.

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Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the 1,000 pictures you have of them sleeping.

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It’s like no one in my family appreciates that I stayed up all night overthinking for them.

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I have never seen an alcohol company using a drunk person for any advertising, are they ashamed of their customers?