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Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.

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A foghorn but for people who can’t see through their own bullshit.

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Lately, when I meet new people, I ask them what their hobbies are instead of what they do for work, and let me tell you, the conversations have been absolutely top tier!

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If I’d married a wealthier man, I’d be lying on a fancier couch right now refusing to clean bigger rooms.

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I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

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If the earth was flat, many people would have already jumped off it.

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I always bring a glass of water to bed with me so I have something to knock over in the middle of the night.

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Until further notice the days of the week are now called thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday!

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The streets are not for me. I belong in an enchanted forest, eating berries, and talking to my animal friends.

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Thank God they have medical marijuana in this state. I need it for my joints.

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Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

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The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.

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I admire the audacity of beavers, they just move to a new area and say “screw the neighbors, imma put a lake here”.

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When did making sense stop making sense?

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Sometimes, I feel like I need love, but the moment I finish eating, I realize I was just hungry.

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Lady on the streets, Cheeto crumbs in my sheets.

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Why learn new slang? Stay bogus.

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Twitter actually is my diary, so you’re not allowed to get mad at the things I post. You’re not even supposed to be reading this. Why were you going through my stuff?

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Feeling guilty for taking up the entire therapy session talking about myself.

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Have you guys heard of recency bias? I hadn’t, but now I’m seeing it literally everywhere. Must be a big deal.

Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.

A foghorn but for people who can’t see through their own bullshit.

If I’d married a wealthier man, I’d be lying on a fancier couch right now refusing to clean bigger rooms.

I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

If the earth was flat, many people would have already jumped off it.

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Girls on their period: stay away from me; I need you.

Peer pressure has nothing on me; all my bad decisions are made single-handedly.

I am convinced that some of you are failed experiments that gained sentience and escaped from a lab.

What is that job called where you put the little stickers on fruit? I think I would be good at that.

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They should invent a day where it all makes sense.

Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally go to touch them, and they will let you.

I’m heading to the beach without a beach body.

I’m afraid that AI will quickly realize that the biggest problem on Earth is humans – and then solve the problem.

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Canadian Thanksgiving isn’t the same day as Thanksgiving in the US because Canadians already put gravy on everything every day.

I gotta ask, what part of ‘I don’t eat sugar’ don’t I understand?

Incorrectly is the only word that, when spelled correctly, is still spelled incorrectly.

Of course babies cry when flying, their entire understanding of planes centers around them being eaten.

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Today I went for a walk with a girl, she noticed me, so we went for a run.

People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer a day. Two on Fridays.

Accessories can really boost a woman’s self-confidence. For example, I know I would feel 10x sexier if I carried a sword with me at all times.

I love how “sleeping in” used to mean noon, and now it means 8:30 a.m.

When I say “I’m open to feedback” I mean “I accept compliments.”

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If I’d married a wealthier man, I’d be lying on a fancier couch right now refusing to clean bigger rooms.

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