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I was about to stop overthinking, then I thought of a giraffe having a sore throat.

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You can tell it’s desperate times the way spam messages have gone from fantasies like ‘I am a prince and I want to give you money’ to ‘I am an HR manager and I have a real job for you!’

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I’m at an age where I don’t have to go anywhere and I still have jet lag.

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Twitter is like a psych ward with no staff.

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The sheer audacity of life to ask anything of me today.

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People that tell us what sex gods they are, what do you want us to do with that information?

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I couldn’t work at a zoo. I’d have a penguin in my car by the end of the shift.

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Now if you’ll excuse me, today’s bad decisions aren’t going to make themselves.

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Apologies about the delay to your flight. We’re just waiting for one 3D printed part, but apparently a ‘fuselage’ takes a little time.

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Some people get weird as they get older. Not me, though. I’ve always been weird.

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Being strange is exhausting.

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If you can’t tell which family member is coming up the stairs by the speed and weight of their footsteps, are you even family?

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I’m very loyal to whatever brand is on sale.

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Look at you with tape over your camera, while Amazon, Facebook, and Google have your whole life on file.

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Day number 3 without coffee: Lost hearing in my left eye.

Just landed via Discord:

Some hoodies don’t hoodie the way other hoodies hoodie.

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People aren’t too bad if you stay away from them and don’t go outside.

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I’m probably like this because I drank water from the hose.

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I’ve heard so much about the “Eye of the Tiger,” but how come no one ever talks about the other four letters?

He doesn’t realize it yet, but this Saturday, I’ll be asking him to untangle 400 feet of Christmas lights.

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Untangling those lights will be his festive initiation, hope he's got a patience level set to 'zen master' 😂🕯️🎄🔍

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McDonald’s will “anything else” you to death. Can you wait a McMinute?

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Why is sleeping at night so hard, but sleeping in the morning is like drifting away on a soft, fluffy cloud while Adele sings you a lullaby?

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I think being a hopeless romantic is giving me brain damage.

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I suck at flirting. I be like “is that so?”

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Gordon Ramsay is only funny because he’s not talking to me like that.

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I love how unforgiving soy sauce is. Cause you know immediately when you did too much with her.

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I should’ve gotten my affairs in order before I decided to bite into this hot pepper.

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I skip questions on exams like I’m gonna be a different person when I come back to them.

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My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day.

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Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

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I bet whenever a pilot drives a car there’s a brief moment of panic like “why isn’t it going up?”

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I know life can be tough, but you still gotta wear deodorant.

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In the morning: Tired! At lunchtime: Tired! In the evening: Tired! In bed: “Everybody dance now!”

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“Are you busy tomorrow?” That entirely depends on what you need me to do.

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“Fries or salad?” sums up every adult decision you have to make.

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Where can one find a sugar daddy? Asking for a friend.

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Sorry for running at you on all fours, I was excited to see you.

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Being a dinosaur sounds kinda nice. No bills, no work, just extinct.

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Time machine? You mean a clock?

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They should invent a rest for the wicked.

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There is a grave concern that this post will produce zero likes.

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I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only.

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Telling her parents you creampie her daily is socially unacceptable. But telling them you’re trying for a baby is a cause for celebration.

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My favorite part about summer is when I get to go back inside where it’s air conditioned.

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If you can’t tell which family member is coming up the stairs by the speed and weight of their footsteps, are you even family?

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Narcissus fell in love with his own image, but was immediately annoyed at how it always tried to talk while he was talking.

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Of all her outfits, my shirt and no underwear will always be my favorite.

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And for my next trick, I will appear to know what I’m doing.

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Do you ever want sleep but sleep doesn’t want you?

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: you either have a naked window neighbor or you are the naked window neighbor.

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He doesn’t realize it yet, but this Saturday, I’ll be asking him to untangle 400 feet of Christmas lights.

I’m so bored, I’m gonna join a poly-relationship and stage a coup and kick the main one out.

Called in, “I’m a time traveler. I came in today yesterday.”

What I learned from Covid is that it’s basically possible to do all your work from home while drunk.

My dog is quite vain. Whenever the doorbell rings, he thinks it’s for him.

I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying “come in, make a seat”.

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He doesn’t realize it yet, but this Saturday, I’ll be asking him to untangle 400 feet of Christmas lights.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I’m so bored, I’m gonna join a poly-relationship and stage a coup and kick the main one out.

Baby, we believe in God around here, I don’t care what’s trending these days.

Called in, “I’m a time traveler. I came in today yesterday.”

What I learned from Covid is that it’s basically possible to do all your work from home while drunk.

My dog is quite vain. Whenever the doorbell rings, he thinks it’s for him.

I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying “come in, make a seat”.

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