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He doesn’t realize it yet, but this Saturday, I’ll be asking him to untangle 400 feet of Christmas lights.

Funny quote about a playful plan to ask for Christmas light help.

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Untangling those lights will be his festive initiation, hope he's got a patience level set to 'zen master' ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธ๐ŸŽ„๐Ÿ”



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