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Salsa counts as a serving of vegetables, right?

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Oh no, we don’t go in there. That room belongs to the spiders.

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Going to a wedding really reminds me of the important things in life. Like cake.

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It’s only a family vacation if you think “We’re never doing this again” at least once.

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Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.

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When they ask “how was your weekend?” answer “better than yours” and maintain eye contact.

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If your first child is uncomplicated, then it’s a trick of nature to get you to have a second child. The second will be an unpredictable bundle of energy that seems to get by without sleep.

10 shares on Slack this month:

My chess strategy is eating one of your pieces every time you look away.

22 shares on Slack this month:

Why is no one talking about the sheer pleasure of coming home from vacation and using your own bathroom.

53 shares on Threads this month:

I want this laziness removed from my body.

29 shares on YouTube this month:

No, babe, your 10-minute incremental alarms starting a full hour before you actually get up only make me love you more.

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That awkward moment between birth and death.

87 shares on Threads this month:

If bugs could talk, they would probably say things like, “What the bug?”

17 shares on Telegram this month:

Shout out to the people getting $400 hotel rooms on Feb 14th to do the same two positions they do at home.

75 shares on Messenger this month:

Twitter is like a mental hospital where everyone thinks they are the only sane person and everyone else is crazy.

48 shares on Twitch this month:

Fact: Snow in November happens because people decorate for Christmas prematurely. You know who you are. Stop it.

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This can’t be the same body that used to be able to pull all nighters.

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I hate being responsible for my own meals because I’ll either spoil myself or starve for most of the day.

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Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.

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All this suffering on earth because someone ate an apple once.

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Convinced my kid her harmonica didn’t work because the instructions were missing.

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“You’re at the age where both 1990 and 2003 are flirting with you.”

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My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake.

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Welcome to my very loose interpretation of ‘functioning adult’.

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First date idea: you transfer me all your crypto.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.

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From now on, every time I think I’m hating too much, I will think of Kendrick and realize I’m not hating to my full potential.

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I look so pretty today. I should go for a walk and let the people enjoy this.

Just landed via YouTube:

Jackie Chan used to say “I don’t want trouble“ and then break everybody’s legs.

Making waves on Twitch:

Changing my relationship status from “Single” to “I give up.”

Going viral on Discord:

Ironic that the two ơ’s in “cooperate” insist on having their own separate sounds.

Spotted on Reddit:

Jeez. It’s like the people in this nursing home have never heard techno before.

Live now on WeChat:

One week of daily crunches and I have abs…urdly underestimated how long it will take to see results.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

If you start liking someone, just block them. Follow me for more relationship advice.

Going bananas on Discord:

80 years ago we would have all been institutionalized and I think that’s beautiful.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

I tried a onesome before, but I started catching feelings.

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Going to a wedding really reminds me of the important things in life. Like cake.

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Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.

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