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My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.

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There’s an unwritten rule: if you need something and it’s available at your mom’s house, it’s yours.

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Me, as a therapist: “OMG, me too!”

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Told my homie I was “going through it” and he just said “go around it”.

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Every man learns for himself the uselessness of owning an iPad.

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It’s so cold outside I saw a gangster pull his pants up and walk stiffly.

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Was already at my breaking point, and then had to use the authenticator app.

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“Are you seeing anyone,” like hallucinating?

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My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project.

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Sorry for texting you back instantly. My phone was in my hand, and I’m mature and actually like you.

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Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today, I need to be chased through the woods by a machete-wielding maniac.

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Somethіng wrong іn your lіfe? There’s a nap for that.

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Here I am, block me like a hurricane.

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When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes.

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Sometimes I say “huh,” then answer the question before you can repeat your question.

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Life hack: Confuse your doctor by putting on gloves at the same time he does.

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One of the most amazing things in nature is that the basketball hoop is the perfect size to fit a basketball through.

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For once, I’d like to spiral into control.

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So tomorrow is Monday again? I can’t keep living like this.

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For whom the doom scrolls!

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Sleeping in is the most efficient way to find out which morning rituals you can actually do without.

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I love single sign-on because you only have to sign on once, 8 times a day.

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It took me 5 minutes to do something I’ve been stressing about for 6 months. I will learn nothing from this.

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The problem with salad is, it’s salad.

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Having a kid is so fun when you’re childish, like yeah, it’s my turn with the slime, boo.

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Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.

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I recently saw a documentary about dinosaurs. They simply ate everyone they didn’t like. I like that concept.

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With a cat on your lap, you deal better with the crap.

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For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.

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When life hands me lemons, I put them in the fridge next to the bagged salad I’m also not going to eat.

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If you order a pizza with veggies on it, you can tell people you had a salad.

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My thighs are bigger than my chances in life.

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The leading cause for injury in old men is them thinking they are still young men.

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Me watching any modern ad: How is this ad an ad for the thing it’s an ad for?

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Doggy style means I get a treat afterwards, right?

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I hate commas. It’s not my job to tell you when you breathe. Work it out, you’re a grown adult.

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My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.

There’s an unwritten rule: if you need something and it’s available at your mom’s house, it’s yours.

Me, as a therapist: “OMG, me too!”

Told my homie I was “going through it” and he just said “go around it”.

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