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  • I’m sorry I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions.
  • I was having a great Friday until I found out it was Thursday.
  • Life stopped being real after 2019 anyways.
  • Unless you’re dead wearing a sheet, you got no business ghosting people.
  • Peter Parker having to juggle a day job with being a superhero feels kinda stupid nowadays. Just launch a Patreon, my man. Throw a PayPal link in that Spider-bio.
  • It’s called a “sports car” because getting out of one after 40 is a physical event.