Hey bro, please stop using all the good skipping rocks at the river. Posted on3 days ago3 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppHey bro, please stop using all the good skipping rocks at the river. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.” Cleaning the rocks of the earth one load of my kids’ laundry at a time. I be skipping everyone’s stories but watch mine like 20 times. At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future. “You look tired!” Bro, I want to stop existing.