Hey bro, please stop using all the good skipping rocks at the river. Commentary:"Looks like someone's creating some major ripples in the skipping rock economy! 🌊 No need to get stoned over it, bro! 🤣 #RockStar" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The ultimate student paradox: skipping class to avoid stress, only to stress about skipping class! I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.” Please stop calling 911 when you see me dancing. I’m fine! Bro to bro: Never get your haircut on the day of a special event. Doggystyle, so we can both look at the river.
