Hey bro, please stop using all the good skipping rocks at the river.

Hey bro, please stop using all the good skipping rocks at the river.

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“Looks like someone’s creating some major ripples in the skipping rock economy! 🌊 No need to get stoned over it, bro! 🤣 #RockStar”

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