Hey girl, are you an extraterrestrial? ’Cause your husband’s out here acting like you don’t exist.

9 hours ago

Download image ↓

Commentary:
"Out of this world and still going unnoticed? 🚀😆 Maybe it's time to phone home and get that hubby a telescope! 🔭👽"

acting, cause, exist, extraterrestrial, girl, here, humor, humorous, humorous observation, husband, jealousy, observation, relationship, social, social humor, wife

Leave a Reply Cancel reply

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

5 months ago
Share → : I’m disgusted by the amount of nudity on Netflix these days. There’s hardly any. What am I even paying for?
5 months ago
Share → : I don’t know why “you made your bed now lie in it” is a bad thing. It sounds great! I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make.
5 months ago
Share → : Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know.
5 months ago
Share → : A middle finger hits different when your nails are done.
5 months ago
Share → : Don’t be afraid to ask questions during a job interview. It’s the best way to find out if the person you’re interviewing is a good candidate for the job.
5 months ago
Share → : Super excited about a brand new week of faking it.

New funny quotes

Random funny quotes