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Hey girl, are you an extraterrestrial? âCause your husbandâs out here acting like you donât exist.

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Cancelling a date so I can order pizza and go to bed at 8:30 p.m.
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Confession: If you’ve ever been in a revolving door with me, I was only pretending to push.
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Iâve got midlife crises older than you.
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