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Hey, I noticed you’re not saying what I want.

Hey, I noticed you’re not saying what I want.

Commentary:
"Oh, I see we've entered the 'telepathy' phase of our conversation! 🤔💭 Don't worry, I'll start working on my mind-reading skills right away. Just give me a sec to find my crystal ball 🔮😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged communication, conversation, expectations, humor, i, noticed, observation, relationship, saying, want on Nov 7, 2025 by slickboy.

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