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How come it’s called “thrift store shopping” instead of Goodwill hunting?

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Unless you fell off the treadmill, no one wants to hear about your workout.

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Just remembered I can just get drunk after work instead of quitting. That was a close one.

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“You look tired!” Bro, I want to stop existing.

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Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you refuse to let go of.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

I assume fish have beautiful names for eachother, unpronounceable by human tongues.

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Dollar Tree needs to just go ahead and rename it to A Couple Dollars.

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You cannot go outside for a year or two. Come back, and the same people still be outside in the same places.

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If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

The lion is actually pretty concerned right now.

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Going viral on Instagram:

New challenge called “don’t say ‘wow it’s already dark by five these days’ for the rest of winter”

Just landed via Telegram:

That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I like to minimize the disappointment by being myself right from the start.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

There will only be world peace if we get another Gangnam Style.

Making waves on X:

I feel a deep connection to librarians because I also love telling people to shut up.

Just shared via Telegram:

I want a man who doesn’t annoy me while I’m constantly getting on his nerves. It can’t be that difficult.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Bugs Bunny was my introduction to opera. Can’t say I’ve kept up with it much since.

Just shared via Discord:

December. The month at work where everything is January’s problem.

Seen just now on Discord:

The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

Hey, I’ve been thinking, and I think you should think for me.

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94 shares on Messenger this month:

Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside.

62 shares on Telegram this month:

Sometimes being on your phone all day is your destiny.

41 shares on Pinterest this month:

Grandma complained that with age, her joints were getting weaker. Told her to just roll them a little tighter.

32 shares on Discord this month:

Someone said I should think before I speak and I said “eww what a horrible way to live”

100 shares on Reddit this month:

If the office is always a little cold, you might be working for the lizard people.

49 shares on Facebook this month:

If you want to impress me with your car, it should be an ice cream van.

78 shares on WeChat this month:

It’s okay to love your job. Just know it doesn’t love you back.

27 shares on Reddit this month:

Nobody knows my next move. Not even me.

22 shares on TikTok this month:

How I clean my room: 1. Start in one corner. 2. Find something from six years ago and stare at it nostalgically for five hours. 3. Go to bed.

12 shares on Twitch this month:

Boyfriends come and go… reply guys stay forever. Against your will, even.

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Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

Bad news. Right now is as young as you’re going to be.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

Car naps hit different, especially when you are the one driving.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

Just heard my knee crack so loud I expected it to glow in the dark.

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Sports are better when you have hate in your heart.

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Hold on, let me overthink this.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

My self-care routine is mostly just going to Mexican restaurants.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

Eating wings is the opposite of flying.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

Due to inflation, you can now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 7.3 seconds.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

Sometimes being a woman is just trying to figure out if you’re hormonally sad, seasonally sad, or genuinely falling apart.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

Who needs a dominatrix when you can be beaten up by an automatically retracting vacuum cleaner cable?

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Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Don’t put words in my mouth—that’s where the hot dogs go.

Going viral on X:

Fun fact: the creator of Barbie and the creator of Hot Wheels were husband and wife.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

First date idea: you rescue me out of the tree I got stuck in while looking through your windows.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Back to work after the long holiday weekend, so you’re finally away from the relatives you don’t like, and back with the co-workers you don’t like.

Trending via Telegram:

Male birth control is free, and it’s called wearing Crocs with socks.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Deleting tweets like a writer who burns his manuscripts.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Like, who are those little paper umbrellas trying to protect?

Freshly posted on X:

That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Thank god I played a lot of Tetris as a kid or I never would have been able to get everything into the freezer.

Spotted on Telegram:

It’s a little ironic when you consider that the Internet was invented to save time.

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What kind of psychopath wants to be the life of the party?

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