House sitting for friends while they’re out of town. Never knew my buddy kept a diary. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppHouse sitting for friends while they’re out of town. Never knew my buddy kept a diary. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house. Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later. Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone. I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people. I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes.
