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Me: God, please stop giving me your toughest battles. God: You just have to empty the dishwasher.

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I can resist everything except temptation.

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I actually think it’s quite beautiful that you have to be the one to save yourself.

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Coffee doesn’t even work on me anymore. I just drink it because the taste tricks my brain into thinking I’m a functioning adult.

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There I was, quietly reliving my dream of having my own house, when suddenly I was attacked by insane prices.

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Who needs dystopian fiction when you can watch the news?

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I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

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Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.

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Shampoo companies need to be clearer when they say “repairs damage”. I cancelled my therapy for nothing.

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If you ever ask a teen to do something and they just say “sure” without arguing, check that they haven’t been replaced with an android.

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Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onions cry.

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How does world hunger exist when we can fry air?

Me: God, please stop giving me your toughest battles. God: You just have to empty the dishwasher.

If I were an organ, I’d fail.

Since it’s impossible to know which period of my life is the middle, I’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis.

When I say “I’m open to feedback” I mean “I accept compliments.”

I was actually doing so well until your email found me.

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“You smell so good!” Okay, so kiss me.

The gossip in my town is faster than the Wi-Fi.

Bands who can’t afford a smoke machine should hire my wife to cook at their concert.

What’s said in the blanket fort, stays in the blanket fort.

No, I don’t like nature. I can’t respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds.

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Julia Garner most confusing name because it calls to mind both Julia Roberts and Jennifer Garner, but she is neither.

Bad news. Right now is as young as you’re going to be.

“I’m not dramatic. I just react with the intensity of a Shakespearean widow at all times.”

My boss was like, “People working from home are just pretending to work,” and it’s like, dude, what do you think I’m doing in the office?

Girl, whatever you’re going through right now, as long as you’re not pregnant, you’re gonna be fine.

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Windmill? Big fan.

Stephen King’s It is the bone chilling story about adults who are forced to spend time with their childhood friends.

Being excited to get in bed really is a different level of adulting.

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If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.

Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.

Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food.

I love saying “my man” and not his name, so when I get a new one, nobody knows.

Do you ever think back about all the crazy stuff you did when you were younger, and wonder how you’re still alive?

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