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My cat and I talked it over and no we don’t think that I’m crazy.

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Having an exorcism, but only because the demon requested it.

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As per my last curse, I have no interest in this.

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God: “You can’t just say ‘Goddammit!’ and expect Me to damn it. There’s a procedure. File the paperwork.”

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Jesus Christ. I haven’t seen a meltdown like that since Chernobyl.

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Doctors diagnosed me as your future wife.

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My morning coffee makes me feel like I’ve got my shit together. I don’t, but it makes me feel like I do.

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Flirting when bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

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Hey, you should start your own business and then mind it.

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I don’t want to party like it’s 1999, I want to go grocery shopping like it is.