Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- I have a question and my question is, how can I look so cute in the mirror but like such a baked potato in pictures?
- The goose: Canada’s most violent saxophone.
- In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”
- You realize you’re getting old when your body parts start fighting over which one hurts first.
- Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts.