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If my coworker doesn’t stop asking questions on this Zoom meeting, I will drive across town and slap his face on the call.

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Alexa, turn off the planet.

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The feminine urge to open a coffee shop that’s also a library, a bakery, and a flower shop.

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The problem with believing that nothing matters except you, is that eventually everyone will just leave you alone to take extra special care of yourself.

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I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror this morning, so I guess once again my personality will be doing all the work today.

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I’m at that age where I can no longer refer to other people as “elderly.”

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Some people are like clouds. When they go away it’s much better.

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You should never forget where you came from. That’s probably where your keys are.

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I’ll never tell anyone your secret because that would mean talking to people.

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It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, I shut it off and back on again, why are you still here?