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I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually.

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There should be a true crime story about feeding someone a peanut butter sandwich and giving them nothing to drink.

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In the future, there will be grandmas who can’t bake but have tattoos on their backs.

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It’s awkward touching hands with another man inside a popcorn bag, especially if you don’t know the man and he doesn’t know you’re eating his popcorn.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.

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We are gathered here today because our ancestors didn’t have condoms.

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Just blocked someone for correcting my spelling and it feelded great.

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An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

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If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

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If a girl sends you selfies and you don’t compliment her, she should be allowed to electrocute you.