I always thought that aunts had a lot of money. Until I became one myself.

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Do beavers even know what they’re doing, or do they just see water flowing down a river and think, “Absolutely not”?

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You can never lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, what you lost was a normal pigeon.

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You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.

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You should be able to like an email instead of replying to it.

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Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.

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Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.

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Why can’t periods just last for an hour? Like, you made your point, I’m not pregnant, you can leave now.