I am not “quiet quitting”, I am suffering from third-degree burnout.

Commentary:
"Oh, so you're not a 'quiet quitter,' you're just on fire πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯! Sounds like your burnout level is reaching new heights…literally! πŸš’πŸ’¨ Take some time to cool off and recharge, perhaps literally if you can find a nice ice bath! β„οΈπŸ˜…"