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Everybody loves that comfort food until you end up with that comfort body.

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Being a dog must be wild, everyone you meet is your masseuse.

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A wise man once said, “Bees don’t waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit.”

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I’m the product of too much television and zero supervision.

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The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

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I’m going to break into your house and steal that thing with the little wheels on it under the plate in your microwave.

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Farting, but with eye contact.

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Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.

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The perfect job for me would be the person staining things for detergent commercials.

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What did parents do before smart phones, hold their babies with two hands or something?