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Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.

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I admire how time manages to quickly heal wounds but takes forever to remove awkward tan lines.

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Once I started spending my own money, I realized my mom was right. We do have food at home.

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‘I have a ripe avocado at home’ is my favorite excuse for cancelling plans.

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I’m going to hell if anybody needs anything.

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Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life.

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By the way, if you don’t buy anything on Black Friday, you can save up to 100%.

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Airport beer at 6 a.m.? No problem. The airport is a lawless place that is free from judgment.

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I’m writing a fairytale about a printer that just works.

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I know that we aren’t supposed to self diagnose but I’ve googled all of my symptoms and I’m fairly sure I’m a raccoon.

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My advice to kids in kindergarten is to start saving all the money.

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Spoiler alert: Monday doesn’t care about your feelings.

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White guys have a slur for other white guys they don’t respect, it’s called ‘buddy.’

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Not feeling fergalicious today, actually feeling pretty fergusting right now.

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My favorite body lotion is Voltaren.

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Not being filthy rich is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

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Autocorrect changed ‘are you around?’ to ‘are you aroused?’ and my buddy didn’t want to hang out today.

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I am not “quiet quitting”, I am suffering from third-degree burnout.

I admire how time manages to quickly heal wounds but takes forever to remove awkward tan lines.

Once I started spending my own money, I realized my mom was right. We do have food at home.

‘I have a ripe avocado at home’ is my favorite excuse for cancelling plans.

I’m going to hell if anybody needs anything.

Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life.

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I’ve got midlife crises older than you.

They should invent a political party that doesn’t suck.

Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.

Forget mini pizzas. I want one so big it needs a forklift to rotate it.

When I said there’s no such thing as a dumb question, I didn’t expect them to take it as a personal challenge.

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Only here for the honeymoon phase, don’t show me your true colors.

The term “bisexual” is so confusing. Are you sexual twice a week or once every other week?

The only thing worse than a nightmare is waking up from a great dream before you get to see how it ends.

Guy in front of me at the movies was reading the popcorn Wikipedia page while he was eating popcorn.

I go to tattoo parlors and trick them into shaving my leg for me, and then leave.

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You can talk about any topic for 30 mins if you’re a confident liar.

The sweet spot is just enough pain to know you’re alive, but not quite enough to wish you were dead.

Those who run away from me are afraid that they might confess their love to me.

People who listen to their sad playlist when they’re happy are a different breed of unstable.

Before they perfected the Q-tip, you have to wonder what kinds of horrific things went wrong with tips A-P.

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I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly.

December you will be good to me (threateningly).

A garlic a day keeps people away.

In America we have marijuana. In France they have oui’d.

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