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I bought a little notebook to keep track of who’s abo…

I bought a little notebook to keep track of who’s abo…

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"Seems like someone's getting serious about monitoring the power players! 🕵️‍♂️📝 Bet that little notebook is more popular than the guest list at a VIP party! 🤣📓 #JusticeJournal"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged humor, i, irony, justice, keep, law, little, notebook, observation, track, tracking on Jan 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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