I bought a little notebook to keep track of who's above the law.

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"Seems like someone's getting serious about monitoring the power players! 🕵️‍♂️📝 Bet that little notebook is more popular than the guest list at a VIP party! 🤣📓 #JusticeJournal"

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I bought a little notebook to keep track of who’s above the law.