💾 Save Image I bought a little notebook to keep track of who’s above the law. Jan 28, 2025 / Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Seems like someone's getting serious about monitoring the power players! 🕵️♂️📝 Bet that little notebook is more popular than the guest list at a VIP party! 🤣📓 #JusticeJournal" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Me gasping and flipping off the vultures as they circle above the running track. Japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no Mexican food. What’s the point of owning a Ferrari if you never take it to the track? Does everyone’s inner monologue have a laugh track? I accidentally bought a pair of nose-cancelling headphones and now my glasses keep falling off. Whenever my Mother-in-Law’s stories end with “And I turned out OK” I’m looking around like who’s gonna tell her. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: humor, i, irony, justice, keep, law, little, notebook, observation, track, tracking