I bought a little notebook to keep track of who’s above the law.

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Forgetting how to clean the dishes and shooting them with a gun.

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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

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I’m just a crazy person looking for a crazy person who finds me completely normal.

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Police officer: please step out of your vehicle. Me: after this song, hold on.

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If you’re cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night.

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RIP to everyone killed by the Gods for their hubris, but I’m different. And better. Maybe even better than the Gods.

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Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.

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You know it’s a fancy restaurant when you have to point at what you want on the menu because you can’t pronounce the name.

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Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.

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He died doing what he loved: trying to find out if gang members are ticklish.