I came up with my passwords when I was 12, and never looked back. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Ah, the secret to eternal cyber security: the mind of a 12-year-old! π΅οΈββοΈππ Related Funny Posts π€ All my passwords are protected by short term memory loss. All my passwords are protected, by my poor memory. All of my passwords are protected by short-term memory loss. A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said ‘Thank God for that, what are they?’ Changing my passwords regularly has certainly helped protect my accounts. Against me. Cinderella was a mess. I mean, I have bad taste in men, but at least I never settled for a guy who couldnβt remember what my face looked like. I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says βveganβ. Iβve never had to feed my other shoes before.