I came up with my passwords when I was 12, and never looked back. Commentary:Ah, the secret to eternal cyber security: the mind of a 12-year-old! π΅οΈββοΈππ Related Funny Quotes π€ All my passwords are protected by short term memory loss. All my passwords are protected, by my poor memory. All of my passwords are protected by short-term memory loss. A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said ‘Thank God for that, what are they?’ Changing my passwords regularly has certainly helped protect my accounts. Against me.