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Relationship status: the black mold in my shower thinks I’m cute.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

When something Asian becomes popular enough, it becomes Mexican.

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My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

Unfortunately, it only strengthens my spirit when the summer people mourn their terrible season.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

You never hear anything about Mr. Rubik himself, only about his cube.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

Both my wife and my doctor said no more jumping on the bed. But they don’t get it. They don’t know what it’s like to live with the Monkey Instinct.

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Just say, “My future husband would never do that,” and move on.

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I like my Jims slim and my chances fat.

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Jan 7, 2026

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Trending via WhatsApp:

No, baby, I’m not dumping you. I’m just rebranding myself as your ex.

Spotted on X:

Liquor store clerk: “Do you need help?” Me: “Yes, but I decided to come here instead.”

Just landed via Facebook:

New York is so awesome. Like, yes, let’s spend $108 for breakfast and walk past homeless people freezing.

Just landed via YouTube:

I have no use for mean people. I’ll walk right past you like you’re furniture.

Seen just now on X:

You don’t need to leave a message in a bottle. If the bottle is full of tequila, I’ll get the message.

Going viral on Threads:

There’s nothing like the excitement of a brand-new book to add to the massive pile of books I still haven’t read.

Making waves on Facebook:

Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh no, it’s a cop”?

Freshly posted on WeChat:

We went on a family vacation and it was a terrible experience. It was all whining, complaining, and tantrums. And don’t get me started on what my kids did.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Proverbs are so mean. Like, I don’t deserve any worm because I woke up at 11am? Like, no worm at all?

I came up with my passwords when I was 12, and never looked back.

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Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

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2 months ago

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Clicking on a suspicious link at work just to feel something.

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Seems like the ‘how to use a fire extinguisher’ video on YouTube shouldn’t have a 30-second ad before it.

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5 months ago

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The world is in chaos, confess to your crush!

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Are there any medium rappers? They’re always Big or Lil.

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2 months ago

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This economy requires two hustlers working together – not a hustler and a leech. It’s too expensive to be out here carrying dead weight.

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2 months ago

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85 shares on Threads this month:

“Nobody wants to work anymore!” Personally, I have never wanted to work.

59 shares on Reddit this month:

Looking for someone to take to couples therapy and see how long it takes the therapist to notice we don’t know each other.

20 shares on Discord this month:

Anyone know how to grow a money tree?

43 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If I worked construction, I would always say, “It’s hammer time,” when I left for work.

28 shares on Slack this month:

University is more like teaching yourself for a class you paid for.

78 shares on X this month:

How does a government that takes 40% of everyone’s money end up being trillions in debt?

39 shares on WeChat this month:

I miss getting my misinformation from less places.

86 shares on YouTube this month:

Bird flu? Yeah, they’re known to do that.

29 shares on Pinterest this month:

I can’t believe the gall of this bladder.

32 shares on Pinterest this month:

I ordered one of those Tempura mattresses. Way too crunchy.

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Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

Coding: Where incessantly talking to yourself seems completely normal and debugging is like being a detective in a movie where you are both the detective and the perpetrator.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

One minute you’re young and fun, the next you’re excited about a new vacuum cleaner.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

Somebody somewhere today don’t know it’s their last day with all 10 fingers.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

Confuse a restaurant manager today by telling her how good the service was.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

Nothing I do for money is passion-based. It’s just pure hatred for being broke.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

Everyone’s an empath until I need to borrow some cash.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

What part of “I don’t want to spend any more money” don’t I understand?

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

Accidentally said “normal” when they asked what milk I wanted at the leftist cafe.

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Just shared via TikTok:

Every email sent to me should end with ‘but if your tummy is hurting, don’t worry about it.’

Just landed via X:

Why would I go to my high school reunion? I didn’t want to be there the first time.

Going bananas on X:

My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.

Just shared via TikTok:

It’s really hard to come back after a poorly executed high five.

Spotted on Pinterest:

“I’m at the age where, if I use the wrong pillow at night, it hurts to turn my head the next day.”

Shared recently on Twitch:

I’m really getting tired of being a responsible adult.

Going viral on Telegram:

I don’t remember if I took my pills, but I can’t check because I can’t remember where I put my glasses.

Just landed via Pinterest:

When I die, I want to come back as a speed bump so I can piss people off.

Just landed via X:

The wind is about to blow me to Oz, so if you see me flying past your window, mind your business.

Spotted on YouTube:

Brains are awesome. I wish I had one.

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I came up with my passwords when I was 12, and never looked back.

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Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

Clicking on a suspicious link at work just to feel something.

Seems like the ‘how to use a fire extinguisher’ video on YouTube shouldn’t have a 30-second ad before it.

The world is in chaos, confess to your crush!

Are there any medium rappers? They’re always Big or Lil.

This economy requires two hustlers working together – not a hustler and a leech. It’s too expensive to be out here carrying dead weight.

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