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I can do anything, as long as there’s a looming deadl…

I can do anything, as long as there’s a looming deadl…

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Sounds like my superpower is "Procrastination Man" swooping in right before the clock runs out! ⏰🦸‍♂️📚

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged anything, consequence, consequences, deadline, humor, i, looming, motivation, procrastination, productivity, serious on Jul 19, 2025 by slickboy.

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