I can do anything, as long as there’s a looming deadline and serious consequences. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like my superpower is "Procrastination Man" swooping in right before the clock runs out! ⏰🦸♂️📚 Related Funny Posts 🤝 I probably never die because I don’t finish anything without a specific deadline. I mostly stopped responding to emails three years ago, and aside from various consequences, it’s been fine. “I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions. If it weren’t for the last minute, I’d never do anything. I’m nearly qualified to be a weaver. My final exam is looming.