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It’s so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That’s what a bird would do!

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What we need is an evil Santa who steals our children’s most annoying toys.

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I don’t understand the concept of “the man of your dreams”. Every time my wife wakes up after dreaming about me, she is really pissed off about something dream me did.

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I have many talents, all equally un-monetizable.

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Can I come over and crawl around on you like a bug?

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I’m busy watching the vegan couple next door arguing about the Big Mac wrapper I hid in their trash can.

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Before Google, if you didn’t know something you had to go ask someone and most of the time they couldn’t help you, and now that’s also how Google works.

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Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.

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It’s like ten thousand views when all you need is a like.

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“You’re a flirt!” God forbid a girl has good communication skills.