I can do anything, as long as there’s a looming deadl… Commentary:Sounds like my superpower is "Procrastination Man" swooping in right before the clock runs out! ⏰🦸♂️📚 Related Funny Posts 🤝 If it weren’t for the last minute, I’d never do anything. I’m nearly qualified to be a weaver. My final exam is looming. I probably never die because I don’t finish anything without a specific deadline. You can be anything. Be the person who ends the meeting early. I’m doing a terrific job of not getting anything done today.