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I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?

I’m in favor of sticking an “out of order” sign on some people’s foreheads. As a warning.

It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.

My sneeze is the reason people in the middle ages believed sneezing was caused by demon possession.

The highest act of rebellion is to relax unconditionally.

Men be like, yes, I hurt you, but now you hate me, so I am the true victim.

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