I can’t believe there was a time in my life when someone had to make me take a nap.

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Put my too-weak notice in at the gym.

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Ever since I was young, I knew I wanted to be online nonstop.

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The downside of common sense is, having to deal with those that lack it.

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Why is there so much day left at the end of my energy?

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With great power comes a great electricity bill.

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If you’re cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night.

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The only thing worse than a nightmare is waking up from a great dream before you get to see how it ends.

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Sorry, I can’t hang out tomorrow. I hung out with people a week ago and I’m still recovering from that.

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Welcome to your 40s: here’s an extra chin.

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But what if I don’t want someone that’s good for me?