I can’t really explain it but cereal at night tastes better than cereal in the morning.

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Sorry for not keeping in touch. I literally have nothing to say.

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Countries are just gangs with paperwork.

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I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.

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The Epstein client list but to the tune of Mambo number 5.

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I like to push myself out of my comfort zone by sometimes sitting on the other end of my sofa.

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Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.

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At my age, I’m more frightened of a hip break than a heartbreak.

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God: “You’re all a bunch of bastards and I should never have created you.”

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I miss phone booths. We used to train our immune system in those things.

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Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.