Wordgag ツ

Commentary:
"Who has time for proper pronunciation when it comes to delicious little potato pillows like gnocchi? 🥔😋 Let's just focus on the important stuff, like enjoying every bite! 🍴😄 #GnocchiGoals"

attitude, cooking, food, gnocchi, humor, i, language, people, pronounce, seriously, take

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

There should be a zoo that has people from every country in it.

0

2 months ago

commentary, country, diversity, every, humor, multicultural, people, satire, should, social, social commentary, zoo
I’m almost finished reading your tweet. Love it so far.

0

4 months ago

almost, compliment, finished, humor, love, media, reading, sarcasm, social, social media, tweet
The thief who stole my iPhone could face time.

0

2 months ago

face, Facetime, humor, iPhone, joke, pun, steal, stole, technology, thief, time
Not all angels are in heaven, me for example, I’m at work.

0

2 months ago

angel, example, heaven, humor, joke, life, me, office, work
Don’t fall for me — I’ll treat you right, and you’ll get bored and cheat.

0

2 months ago

bored, boredom, cheat, cheating, commitment, dating, fall, honesty, humor, humor quote, me, relationship, right, treat
Women watch Netflix with subtitles because they don’t know how to listen.

0

2 months ago

entertainment, humor, listen, Netflix, relationship, subtitle, watch, women

New Funny Quotes

🎲 Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Social Media Stars ⭐

86 shares on Threads this month:

Masturbation is easy, but choosing a video is hard.

40 shares on TikTok this month:

I now feel I’ve watched enough reruns of The Shawshank Redemption on basic cable that I’ll be able to successfully make it in prison.

71 shares on Pinterest this month:

Blaming the full moon for whatever unhinged decision I make tonight.

37 shares on TikTok this month:

She was rare. Like a meth head with good teeth.

16 shares on Telegram this month:

Ginger ale is the champagne of soda.

25 shares on Snapchat this month:

Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme casual attire.

67 shares on WeChat this month:

The way men eat when they’re single is nothing short of dehumanizing.

97 shares on Instagram this month:

Some people find it strange when you talk to your pet. I find conversations with some people much stranger.

37 shares on Facebook this month:

He called me delusional, but I think he meant delicious.

54 shares on WeChat this month:

People are always saying “not today, Satan” but what if we just hear him out.

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

The baddest women come into your life when you have 37 dollars left.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

I hate that I’m so indecisive. Actually, I don’t know if hate is the right word.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

Matcha. Dubai chocolate. Jealousy. Green is back in a big way, and likely due to deforestation.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

Lasagna has never broken my heart. Just saying.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

Telemarketer: “Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?” Me, handing the phone to my cat: “It’s for you.”

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

“I’m asking Santa to bring some of you a sense of humor for Christmas.”

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

No one my age is single because they’re all unhappily married.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

The older you get, the farther away your toenails are when they need a trim.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

If only my teeth were as white as my legs.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need anything from Amazon today.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Since emojis have been around, I finally have a rough idea of how women feel when they don’t know what to wear.

Going viral on Reddit:

I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”

Freshly posted on YouTube:

You know what goes great with helping your kid with math homework? Vodka!

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Winter. You get up, drink coffee and then it gets dark.

Trending via Snapchat:

I really love playing chess with elderly people in the park, but it’s just really hard to find thirty-two of them willing to do it.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Life’s too short to remove the USB drive safely.

Just shared via Discord:

My ducks are not even remotely in a row. My ducks are in places no duck has ever gone before.

Seen just now on Discord:

Nobody warns you of the devastation two days of stuffing will bring upon your digestive system.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Gonna mess with my husband by texting “send nudes” when he’s in a work meeting.

Going viral on YouTube:

Quality women really do attract everyone. A bright light always attracts all types of bugs.

Wordgag ツ

Activity Log ✨

I can’t take people who pronounce “gnocchi” correctly seriously.

Related Funny Posts 🤝

There should be a zoo that has people from every country in it.

I’m almost finished reading your tweet. Love it so far.

The thief who stole my iPhone could face time.

Not all angels are in heaven, me for example, I’m at work.

Don’t fall for me — I’ll treat you right, and you’ll get bored and cheat.

Women watch Netflix with subtitles because they don’t know how to listen.

Social Media Stars ⭐

Trending Topics 📁

Activity Log ✨