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They should invent a rom-com where no one has to overhear anything that leads to a huge unnecessary misunderstanding.

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If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.

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I followed my heart. It led me to the fridge.

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Some people are living proof that brain failure does not immediately lead to death.

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Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m.

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Being on a diet isn’t so bad if you don’t follow it.

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My advice to kids in kindergarten is to start saving all the money.

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“You’re so understanding,” yeah, because I don’t want to go to prison for the rest of my life.

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My only addiction is coffee, which is just like crack but is legal and tastes good.

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A drone, but for seeing which fast food drive-thrus have the shortest line.