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  • I am not someone you have to entertain if you invite me, because I will have canceled.
  • This is about the time of year where my enthusiasm about shoveling snow turns into “it will probably melt on it’s own”.
  • Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city.
  • These days, you gotta have a job for the bills and another job for yourself.
  • I prefer the Easter Bunny, for starters, he’s not making a list and checking it twice, and more importantly, he’s not watching me when I’m sleeping.
  • Started from the bottom, now we a little bit above the bottom.