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Prepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments under it.

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Welcome to middle age. You now take pictures of instructions so you can enlarge them.

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Partying hard on this Friday night, and by partying hard, I mean laying on my bed starfish-style.

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Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you.

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Hate it when my mouth says something my brain was trying to keep quiet.

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“Comparison is the thief of joy!” Well, not if you’re better than everyone else.

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Workplace Wrapped: you had 60k minutes of meetings this year that could’ve been an email.

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I dreamt this night that I had died and when I woke up, a piece of me was actually already stiff.

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Maybe your baby is crying because it doesn’t like you.

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I love being wrong, it’s just like being right except easier and I get to be stupid, which is my favorite thing.