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I don’t care if I’m standing in the window, if I said I ain’t home, I ain’t home.

I don’t care if I’m standing in the window, if I said I ain’t home, I ain’t home.

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When introvert mode is activated, even the windows join the witness protection program! 🚫🏠🙈

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged care, denial, home, honesty, humor, i, lying, said, standing, stubbornness, window on Aug 8, 2025 by slickboy.

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