I don’t care if I’m standing in the window, if I said I ain’t home, I ain’t home. Commentary:When introvert mode is activated, even the windows join the witness protection program! 🚫🏠🙈 Related Funny Posts 🤝 When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.” I think my new neighbors are creeps. They seem to be looking into my window every time I’m looking out my window to see what they are doing. When I was little, I didn’t care what I wore. I just went along with what my parents chose. When I look in old photo albums, l realize that they didn’t care either. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: you either have a naked window neighbor or you are the naked window neighbor. Don’t come to my house unannounced. I will stare at you from my window.