Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.
  • The first people who called chocolate a vegetable are the real heroes.
  • Date idea: We watch Breaking Bad and break your bed.
  • The last time I said I wanted to try missionary, she sent me to a remote village in Africa.
  • I wanna be crazy rich. I’m already crazy, so I’m half way there.
  • Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!