I don’t get treadmills, I mean if I walk I better reach somewhere. Posted on4 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who needs to chase pavements on a treadmill when you can chase dreams in real life? 🚶♂️💭 Keep on walking, and don't forget your destination is waiting for you outside the gym!" Related Funny Posts 🤝 What do you mean I never reach out? I literally thought about you. All of my fitness goals are within reach, but unfortunately, so are the crisps. If you can reach enlightenment, can you also reach endarkenment? I absolutely hate being woken from a nap. There were other treadmills in the gym that dude could have used. The way turkeys feel about November is probably how treadmills feel about January.