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"Who needs to chase pavements on a treadmill when you can chase dreams in real life? 🚶‍♂️💭 Keep on walking, and don't forget your destination is waiting for you outside the gym!"

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39 shares on X this month:

I only accept apologies in cash.

91 shares on Snapchat this month:

Clicked on ‘Make a reservation’ on a restaurant’s page, and it opened FaceTime and started calling them. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want that to happen.

43 shares on WeChat this month:

Ever since I was young, I knew I wanted to be online nonstop.

22 shares on Snapchat this month:

Chasing after a ping pong ball is wildly dehumanizing.

89 shares on X this month:

Imagine if you spent all your time studying, actually studying.

89 shares on Threads this month:

Deleting my mental health to focus on social media.

12 shares on Discord this month:

I’m awake and working. Please respect my privacy during these trying and emotional times.

21 shares on Slack this month:

Oh my God, “unc” means uncool. I thought it meant uncle. Like you’re carrying the energy of someone’s weird uncle.

31 shares on Slack this month:

The problem with people starts when we expect things from them, or have anything to do with them.

34 shares on Reddit this month:

Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

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Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

I’m scared to go to an art museum, because what if they decide to keep me?

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

I’ve just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

I purposely overcook my holiday turkeys so I don’t have to hear anyone at the table say, “moist.”

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

“Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting.

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I hope nobody sees me eating by myself and feels sorry for me. I’m having the time of my life.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

Dropped my skinny boyfriend between the bed and the wall like a vape or a TV remote.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other cat went in and started eating it. And that, my friends, is what ChatGPT is to me.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

Look, 80’s kids went from Inspector Gadget to Terminator so we have a lot of mixed feelings about technology.

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Going viral on Facebook:

If you accuse me of yelling, you will start to hear yelling so you can note the difference in the future.

Shared recently on Threads:

If you order a pizza with veggies on it, you can tell people you had a salad.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I lost my appetite for doing work. If you find it, you can keep it.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.”

Seen just now on Instagram:

Welcome to adulthood. Everyone’s tired here.

Shared recently on YouTube:

You’re in her DMs, she’s in my bed whining that it’s too cold. Can you come get her?

Just landed via WeChat:

Maturing is realizing you’re not stable enough to do mushrooms.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Going to the bathroom at night with my flashlight on and a dog next to me feels like I’m gonna solve a mystery.

Going viral on X:

Hey, we’re calling off the search party. We found a different guy out there we like more.

Live now on Threads:

Asking people their favorite color and then calling them liars.

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I don’t get treadmills, I mean if I walk I better reach somewhere.

I appreciate the interest, but I’m officially removing myself from the running to be the next James Bond. Thank you for your understanding.

Some call it flirting… I call it just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive…

It’s getting very expensive to be alive.

English is so fake. How can you drink a drink, but you can’t food a food?

On Halloween, I’ll be handing out full size bars of really bad advice. Only while supplies last.

People who live in glass houses should install frosted glass around the toilet part.

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I don’t get treadmills, I mean if I walk I better reach somewhere.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I appreciate the interest, but I’m officially removing myself from the running to be the next James Bond. Thank you for your understanding.

Some call it flirting… I call it just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive…

It’s getting very expensive to be alive.

English is so fake. How can you drink a drink, but you can’t food a food?

On Halloween, I’ll be handing out full size bars of really bad advice. Only while supplies last.

People who live in glass houses should install frosted glass around the toilet part.

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