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Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).

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Whoever invented the “skip intro” button really understood humans.

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Happy Earth Day. You don’t look a day over 4 billion years and get hotter every year.

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If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then.

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If I buy the circus, the monkey will be the manager.

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Nothing ruins a Friday like realizing it’s only Wednesday.

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Everyone deserves a day to lie in bed naked and be anti-social. Just sayin’.

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My bad if I ever left you on read. I didn’t mean to open the message.

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The real advantage of being self-employed is that you don’t have to go to a Christmas party.

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Caught the bouquet at the funeral.