I don’t mean to brag, but I can forget what I’m saying while I’m saying it. Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Is this a superpower or should I be concerned? Either way, I'm impressively forgetful too! 😂🧠💭 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it. I’m not saying it’s been a while, I’m just saying I completely blanked on the name of my gym. I don’t mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years. When people say I don’t mean to brag, they’re bragging about not bragging. I never forget to eat, but I do eat to forget.