I don’t remember if I took my pills, but I can’t check because I can’t remember where I put my glasses. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI don’t remember if I took my pills, but I can’t check because I can’t remember where I put my glasses. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I? I tiptoe near my medicine cabinet because I don’t want to wake my sleeping pills. Remember it’s Christmas. You need to check your elf before you wreck your shelf. I don’t understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can’t remember why I walked into the kitchen. Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.
