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There are two types of people in politics. Avoid them.

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My favorite military tradition is asking someone what an acronym means right after they use it, and they don’t know what it means.

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My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep.

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Book reviews be like: “5 stars. I’m sobbing. I’m unwell. I haven’t eaten in 16 hours. Highly recommend.”

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People believe that they have brains but maybe that’s just inside their heads.

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Intermittent fasting is how I drive, not how I eat.

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Blocking someone isn’t enough; I need their PornHub videos to always buffer, just as they’re about to climax.

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Would have started saving money in kindergarten if I knew my life was like this.

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I’m just here trying to spread a little joy while the world burns. Is that so wrong?

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Looking for someone to take to couples therapy and see how long it takes the therapist to notice we don’t know each other.