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I don’t remember if I took my pills, but I can’t check because I can’t remember where I put my glasses.

I don’t remember if I took my pills, but I can’t check because I can’t remember where I put my glasses.

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Oh, the classic dilemma of adulthood – pills versus glasses, a tale as old as time! ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ‘“ Who needs a memory when you've got a sense of humor, right? Maybe it's time for some pill-shaped glasses or glasses-shaped pills – problem solved! ๐Ÿ˜‚



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