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Watching as gravity slowly unfriends you.

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Robot bartender rips me in half after listening to my problems for over an hour.

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The secret to a good marriage is that it’s all about give and take. Giving each other frequent back rubs and ordering lots of takeout.

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Traffic is the fault of the guy immediately in front of you.

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The role I play at family gatherings is that of the cousin that doesn’t show up anymore.

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If I’m ever on life support, unplug me, then plug me back in. See if that works.

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“It could be drugs,” I tell myself as I buy more books.

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When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid.

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The leading cause for injury in old men is them thinking they are still young men.

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Blocking anyone who tries to motivate me.