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  • I saw a bird get a worm today. It was about 11 am. So, don’t give up on your dreams, buddy!
  • I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.
  • If you pick a movie that’s longer than the flight, the pilot gets a notification to fly around for a bit.
  • The breathing exercises from the birth preparation course are only needed once the child has reached puberty.
  • If I text you at 8:10, you’re supposed to reply at 8:09.
  • It’s strange being the same age as old people.