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I’ve been dieting for a little over a week and I already gained three pounds.

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Next time you think I am flirting with you, ask yourself if kindness is so rare in your life that you mistake it for desire.

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I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

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Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they are dead.

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I was about to stop overthinking, then I thought of a giraffe having a sore throat.

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I hate how what would have been a parody is now reality.

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I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.

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I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.

I’ve been dieting for a little over a week and I already gained three pounds.

I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they are dead.

I was about to stop overthinking, then I thought of a giraffe having a sore throat.

I hate how what would have been a parody is now reality.

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If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

Happy birthday to everyone, for the rest of your lives. I can’t do this anymore.

Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.

My credit score is a family of raccoons hissing over a McRib.

ADHD is when you buy a blender and then make smoothies every day for 2 weeks, and then never make one or even acknowledge your blender ever again.

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To be gentle in this world is an act of rebellion.

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Just remember, you don’t need a special reason to buy a cake.

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I was going to cause mischief tonight, but I climbed into my bed instead.

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Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store.

Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food.

The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.

If your cat has ever accidentally fallen into the tub while you were taking bath, you’ve known chaos.

“Your sock has a hole in it!” Yeah, no shit, that’s how I get my foot in there.

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Welcome to your 40s. Your bra wins the Oscar for the best actor in a supportive role.

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All this suffering on earth because someone ate an apple once.

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