I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks. Posted onSep 22, 2023Oct 22, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Worst part about not buying snacks so you won’t eat snacks is not having snacks when you need a lil snack. When I take a walk, I bring dog treats and people treats. I almost never mix them up. The only time you should be faking it is when your pet checks to see if you’re awake. Some people find it strange when you talk to your pet. I find conversations with some people much stranger. My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks.