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  • Being gracefully insane is the secret to a happy life.
  • It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.
  • Petition to allow customer service employees to fight at least one customer per day.
  • Shoutout to everyone who can’t keep up with the laundry or the dishes but decided it was a great idea to start gardening.
  • Someone told me I wasn’t thinking clearly, as if that’s even an option.
  • Screen time so high, I should send another risky message and then ignore my cell phone for three days.