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The winter months remind me that it is crucial to find someone that you’re thermostatically compatible with.

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I woke up deciding to incorporate the parkour lifestyle into my daily life then reconsidered as I fell over again putting my jeans on.

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Most guys probably just have a foot fetish because their first girlfriend was a sock.

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That was a nice hour long Twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow.

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Sorry I’m late, there was bubble wrap.

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I thought there was a spider on the rug but it was just yarn. It’s dead yarn now though.

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For security reasons, I highly recommend that you leave one of your children home during the holidays to set elaborate booby traps in case of intruders.

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Not me out here checking the growth progress of my potted flowers only a couple hours after I planted the seeds in the first place.

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Started from the bottom and I’m still ain’t shit.

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Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic.