Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Why are they called “grammar Nazis” and not “the Gestypo”?
  • The real advantage of being self-employed is that you don’t have to go to a Christmas party.
  • My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
  • Opposites often not only attract each other, they often also undress each other.
  • I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It’s called being hungry.
  • You sound unhinged. Let’s go get mugshots.