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I dreamt this night that I had died and when I woke up, a p…

I dreamt this night that I had died and when I woke up, a p…

Commentary:
"Oh, what a wake-up call! 😅💀 Sounds like your dream decided to take things a bit too literally. Time to stretch, move around, and make sure all pieces are present and flexible, both physically and metaphorically!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged died, dream, humor, i, me, night, piece, sleep, stiff, woke on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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