I dreamt this night that I had died and when I woke up, a piece of me was actually already stiff. Posted onJun 14, 20243 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI dreamt this night that I had died and when I woke up, a piece of me was actually already stiff. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I know I’m almost 40 because I had a few drinks last night and woke up this morning thinking: Oh no I bought so many socks online last night. Somebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here. Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright. You can’t get a good night’s sleep anymore because of woke. Does anyone know if there’s a career in being a piece of shit?
