I feel like I’ve skipped the whole ‘go out and have fun’ stage and went straight to being an 80-year-old woman. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Me too! My idea of fun is knitting a wild new scarf and binge-watching documentaries ππ§Άπ Related Funny Quotes π€ Not to brag, but I skipped my mid-life crisis and went straight to cranky old man. Even in my early 20βs, I was diagnosed with late stage 40βs. Iβve skipped midlife crisis and gone straight to birdwatching. Microplastics are a waste of time. I go straight to eating whole packaging. I watched a woman clean her whole house on YouTube today, in case you thought I lacked ambition.