I feel like I’ve skipped the whole ‘go out and… Commentary:Me too! My idea of fun is knitting a wild new scarf and binge-watching documentaries 😂🧶📚 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Not to brag, but I skipped my mid-life crisis and went straight to cranky old man. I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but I sort of feel more like an avocado. I’ve skipped midlife crisis and gone straight to birdwatching. I watched a woman clean her whole house on YouTube today, in case you thought I lacked ambition. Not sure if “life hack” exactly, but I fell down the stairs and now my whole family is being so nice and catering to my needs.