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Plot twist: a Mission Impossible movie where the mission is in fact impossible.

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The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.

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Today I ate vegetable lasagna… I don’t want to talk about it.

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If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that.

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