I get so flattered when butterflies or bees buzz around me. Like, sorry ladies, I’m not a flower, but it’s so sweet that you thought I was. Hehe. Commentary:"Feeling buzzingly beautiful today, thanks to my new pollinator fan club! 🌼🦋🐝🤣" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does. Ladies, repeat after me: “I was wrong and I am sorry!” People who ask “Can I call you” are so sweet. Like, obviously you cannot, but so sweet. Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone. I’m sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts, and inside jokes as you caring. I’ll think twice before wasting my time again.
