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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ป has copied:

Buying something nice for myself, cuz today wouldโ€™ve been my birthday if I was born today.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฒ has shared:

Growing your own tomatoes really is the best way to devote 3 months of your life to saving $2.17.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท has viewed:

Bears and worms have almost nothing in common. But gummy bears and gummy worms? Very similar.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡พ has shared:

They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฟ has downloaded:

I got my patience from waiting half the day to download a song from Limewire.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ has copied:

โ€œThe heart wants what the heart wants,โ€ I whisper as I slowly walk up to the dessert table.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ has shared:

The new generation will never know what heartbreak feels like with wired headphones that have a loose connection.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ณ has copied:

The only thing I miss all day is my bed.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ธ has shared:

Seems like paleontologists always have a bone to pick.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฑ has bookmarked:

Lady on the streets, Cheeto crumbs in my sheets.

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Social Media Log ๐Ÿ’ซ

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

I could post โ€œhelloโ€ and thereโ€™d be a 20 day argument in the comments.

Making waves on WeChat:

Gave my family the wrong address for our beach rental. Hoping to get a couple days in before they find me.

Just shared via YouTube:

Headed to a wedding but my wife said Iโ€™m not allowed to refer to the bride as โ€˜the veiled threat.โ€™

Just shared via Facebook:

Your honor, my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit

Trending via LinkedIn:

You’re the ‘S’ to my ‘HTTP’; without you, I’m just a bad connection!

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Once again I feel like I slept in a washing machine.

Making waves on TikTok:

Life is giving me no lemons. It’s throwing watermelons.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I am AOL Instant Messenger years old.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

I wish I could Shazam a perfume.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Returned my 3D printer, but not before making a 3D printer with it.

I got one brain cell left and it moves around my head like a Windows screensaver.

Funny quote about a single wandering brain cell, playful and witty in tone.
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91 shares on Pinterest this month:

If I were Juliet, I would NOT be pleased to find a man standing under my balcony at midnight. Sir, I am in my jim-jams.

27 shares on Telegram this month:

No revenge, because I donโ€™t even remember what happened.

64 shares on Discord this month:

Quit keeping your enemies closer. No wonder you feel like shit.

76 shares on WeChat this month:

My body is 70% water and 30% tired of pretending I know what I’m doing.

65 shares on Discord this month:

I donโ€™t assume anything except the fetal position.

63 shares on X this month:

Best tips for saving money: lay down and don’t move.

86 shares on Snapchat this month:

Oh, sorry, I canโ€™t right now. Iโ€™m imagining some things and worrying about them.

58 shares on Twitch this month:

Girls expect handwritten letters from guys who copy birthday wishes from ChatGPT.

98 shares on Slack this month:

Damn, how much daylight are they trying to save? It’s dark as hell.

26 shares on Twitch this month:

Most insane people live outside of madhouses.

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I’m glad I have boobs. The last thing I need is people making eye contact with me.

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Opening this app is like lighting a cigarette.

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Automatic doors that donโ€™t open fast enough make me look dumb.

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โ€œIโ€™m at a point in my life where my favorite thing to do is nothing.โ€

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There’s nothing that I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

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Ever since I began sharing dad jokes, my followers have doubled in sighs.

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There should be a good 10 hours in between waking up and having to interact with people.

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If you knock down a policeman, theyโ€™ll get backup.

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My son just turned an everything bagel into an everywhere bagel.

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Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend.

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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฌ has bookmarked:

If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ช has shared:

Whoever said it was okay to let your pets sleep in your bed, thanks a lot, now my goldfish is dead.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ซ has bookmarked:

Bowling: The most fun you can have wearing someone else’s shoes.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฑ has shared:

What if AirPods had tongues and they started licking the inside of your ears to indicate theyโ€™re low on battery?

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ป has viewed:

Rom-com idea: Gozilla +1. Godzilla gets invited to a wedding but struggles to convince anyone to go with him.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฑ has shared:

The year flies by when you’re scrolling.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต has shared:

Sometimes I just want a man to talk to me in the same voice he uses to talk to his dog.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ has copied:

Nothing has improved the quality of my life more than living beyond my means.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฟ has downloaded:

Ladies, repeat after me: “I was wrong and I am sorry!”

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡น has bookmarked:

Most people prefer lies. The truth just hits them like a WiFi outage, and then they just stand there, confused and buffering.

Social Media Log ๐Ÿ’ซ

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I donโ€™t like people driving fastโ€”thatโ€™s the reason why I overtake them.

Making waves on X:

I highly recommend having hobbies, it distracts you from falling in love unnecessarily.

Spotted on YouTube:

Accordion to current studies, 90% of you did not realize that this sentence started with a musical instrument.

Just shared via Twitch:

Age range on my dating app set to 40+. Y’all fighting over grapes while I’m drinking wine.

Shared recently on Instagram:

If you send a man to war today, he’s gonna go there and take dark exposure aesthetic pics.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Kinda psycho that there’s a clothing brand called “Banana Republic.”

Making waves on Twitch:

I bought a robot vacuum today. Named it “Dustbin Bieber”.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.

Live now on WhatsApp:

I don’t understand, but I also don’t care… so it works out.

Spotted on Reddit:

If you saw me licking the plate after the charcuterie was finished, no you didnโ€™t.

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