I got one brain cell left and it moves around my head like a Windows screensaver. Posted on5 days ago5 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI got one brain cell left and it moves around my head like a Windows screensaver. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!” Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? What I lack in moves on the dance floor, I more than make up for in dancing around a conversation. I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves. I take issue with furniture that deliberately moves 1 inch when you’re in a rush to get by.