I had no idea being an adult would involve so many lotions.

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I love when I get an email from a brand saying “we miss you!” with no coupon attached. Babe, a lot of people miss me, let’s be competitive here.

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Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing “72h” on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them!

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Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.

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Vegans will look you dead in the eye and tell you cauliflower tastes like ribs.

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Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that.

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My mom and all her opinions are visiting this weekend.

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I am calling on public libraries to ban the books that I borrowed and lost. We don’t need that kind of crap in the libraries.

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All the wrong decisions in this country are based on the fact that my balcony faces out the back and so I can’t speak to the people.

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Kissing while both wearing baseball caps is so hard. How do baseball players do it?

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Why can’t my fat leave me like everything else does?