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Some people believe the appendix is a vestigial organ, that its use has long since passed. I think it’s primordial. Its use has yet to come.

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If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood.

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Parallel parking: where true relationships are tested!

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Got electrocuted while fixing the doorbell, and now I can hear my girlfriend’s thoughts. She’s thinking she should have called an electrician.

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When you wish you could tell someone that won’t stop talking “Okay, we’re out of time today”, just like a therapist.

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2 months ago

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Unfortunately, the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.

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60 shares on Discord this month:

If I’m ever found dead in the woods, it’s probably because I was trying to pet a bear.

49 shares on YouTube this month:

Strict parents raise good liars.

88 shares on Messenger this month:

I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is telling people to shut up.

48 shares on Threads this month:

If pills are too toxic to flush down the toilet, you probably shouldn’t swallow them.

76 shares on X this month:

A frightening number of young people alive today don’t know about Knight Rider.

15 shares on LinkedIn this month:

When it gets past my bedtime, I get so scared.

83 shares on Messenger this month:

I made you snort laugh, so we’re going out, right?

88 shares on Discord this month:

It’s comical when I lean back in my chair only to realize it’s a stool.

18 shares on WeChat this month:

When I quit my job I’m setting one last OOO message that just says “your email will never find me again”

78 shares on Snapchat this month:

Friendly reminder that double negatives are a big no-no.

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Men look so amazing for people who use the same product for their teeth, hair, floor and car washing.

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Welcome to your 40s, you’re too old to sit on the floor and put furniture together.

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Divorcing my wife to focus on my porn addiction.

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Shouldn’t it have been called the ‘not answering machine’?

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I wonder how many calories I can burn petting my cat.

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The most productive species of beaver is the Eager.

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I’m not a good fit for the traditional job market because my greatest strengths are challenging authority, being self-righteous, and wanting to go home.

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Born to be a Jedi spinning a lightsaber, forced to work full-time and pay rent.

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If it hurts you more than it hurts them, you are holding the taser wrong.

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Accidentally turned my clocks back too far and ended up at a Wham concert.

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Broadcasted on Reddit:

Where do cicadas go when they’re not screaming? I’d like to go there and scream.

Making waves on Twitch:

Reading a book is nice, but reading a book in the middle of the night when everyone is asleep is even better, it’s therapeutic.

Just landed via WeChat:

My love life feels like when you finally spot an open space in a full parking lot — and then boom, it’s a motorcycle.

Spotted on Facebook:

My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a row. I’m starting to think they don’t like dinner.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”.

Live now on Pinterest:

Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!

Live now on TikTok:

You’re no Sultan of Swing, buddy, you’re hardly a Governor of Groove.

Making waves on Threads:

Shout out to all the experts on the web who know everything there is to know about absolutely everything.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Diarrhea awareness week starts today. Runs through Sunday.

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You don’t know about stupidity until your female friends open up about their love life.

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I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?

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Some people believe the appendix is a vestigial organ, that its use has long since passed. I think it’s primordial. Its use has yet to come.

If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood.

Parallel parking: where true relationships are tested!

Got electrocuted while fixing the doorbell, and now I can hear my girlfriend’s thoughts. She’s thinking she should have called an electrician.

When you wish you could tell someone that won’t stop talking “Okay, we’re out of time today”, just like a therapist.

Unfortunately, the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.

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