I hate texting. Just hunt me like an animal. Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Why text when you can just unleash your inner tracker instead? πΎπ―π» Related funny posts π Please pray for my husband, heβs struggling to find me. Wolves are just dogs that nobody has called a “good boy” yet. How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I donβt think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them. I now also have a device that tells me whether I’ve taken enough steps today. If I don’t make it one day, it barks and poops in my apartment. Before you beef with me, just know I’m deeply malicious to my core once upset.