I hate when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor. Posted on2 days ago2 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Oh, the struggles of method acting without even being an actor! 🤷♂️🍔 Maybe stick to the method of eating a salad instead next time? Just a thought! 😂 #DietaryDrama" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds. If you gain 4 pounds in one weekend, that just means you’re an overachiever. A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I’m not overweight, I’m on the wrong planet. I’ve been dieting for a little over a week and I already gained three pounds. The role I play at family gatherings is that of the cousin that doesn’t show up anymore.