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If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever.

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Whole crypto scheme is built on people too dumb for crypto that aren’t self-aware enough to realize it.

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I need a horror movie where a kidnapper abducts a possessed child and finds out.

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I’m chronically online in a different and more sophisticated way than you are.

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I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.

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I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.

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My favorite part of football is when they feed the players water like they’re hamsters.

93 shares on Facebook this month:

Me rereading his texts after we’ve already said goodnight just so I can giggle and blush all over again.

35 shares on Twitch this month:

Everyone’s a gangster until their doorbell rings.

53 shares on Messenger this month:

Wonder if I should do something with my life, or kind of just continue to hang out.

37 shares on Threads this month:

I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.

41 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I am a full grown adult. Now listen to me discuss the various plot holes in Paw Patrol.

54 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.

93 shares on TikTok this month:

My wife is refusing to bring me a beer. That’s it, gonna text her and say “I cannot believe how lazy you are”.

25 shares on Twitch this month:

Facebook: because time isn’t going to pass on it’s own.

32 shares on Twitch this month:

Dentist appointments are so weird. “Hi, nice to meet you, could you root around in my mouth for a bit?”

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Had chicken and egg for dinner because I wanted to eat the whole family.

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I love making the whole conversation so awkward that the most anyone can say after is “so yeah…”

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I’ll stop smoking weed when life stops smoking me.

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Stop asking me if I’m tired. Can’t I just be ugly?

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I was going to buy my wife a car for Christmas but then I remembered I don’t live in a commercial.

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I miss the old days back in the 70s, when I didn’t exist.

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Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick the one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

Shut up brain, I wasn’t even talking to me.

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Gonna toot my own horn here because I made it through another day without turning any of my feelings into felonies.

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It takes guts to be an organ donor.

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You can be anything when you grow up. For instance, I am very tired.

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They say time is the solution to every problem. I’ve been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

The worst part of my grandfather’s dementia was slowly watching him forget about Dre.

Seen just now on Slack:

“You’re so chill.” Thanks, I gave up.

Breaking via Instagram:

Toast doesn’t talk. How do you know it’s French?

Going viral on Pinterest:

Not to brag, but I skipped my mid-life crisis and went straight to cranky old man.

Live now on Facebook:

Telling my parents they’re like family to me.

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Ah, the magical land of Monday—the gift that keeps not giving!

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The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.

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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

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