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“Out of sight, out of mind” doesn’t work for donuts.

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I hope whoever came up with the spelling for Wednesday was punished for their actions.

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Accessories can really boost a woman’s self-confidence. For example, I know I would feel 10x sexier if I carried a sword with me at all times.

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My sleep apnea was diagnosed at a staff meeting.

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Nothing prepared me for how much of my adult life would be spent hiding from people I know at the grocery store.

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I’ve noticed the best way to get somebody’s attention is to not want it anymore.

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I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!”

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The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, Eat cake.

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I be skipping everyone’s stories but watch mine like 20 times.

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Maybe the reason Miss Piggy is still single is she has a fear of kermitment.