I have been so toxic and horny lately, I should probably start, like, reading a book or something. Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Seems like it's time for a little 'chapter' in self-improvement! ππ π₯ Related funny posts π I am an influencer. If you arenβt influenced in any way, that is on you. Do better. People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course itβs important to have self-belief. Do you think I’ll read a book again at some point or will I continue to dumb myself down with 12 hours of screen time? Psych meds aren’t enough anymore. Hit me with a shovel. Saw a guy reading a book and writing notes in it. Not enough words in there for ya, bud?