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My wife has a weird habit of starting conversations by saying, “Are you even listening to me?”

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The guy that said laughter is the best medicine obviously wasn’t suffering from diarrhea.

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I woke up alive again.

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Oh, sorry about bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to slam my head into the walls anymore.

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I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.

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Instead of hairstyles and make-up, there should be YouTube tutorials on polite behavior.

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I’m at an age where, when I’m tying my shoes, I think about what else I can do while I’m down here.