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I have some cake and now I’m eating it too. Not seeing the problem here.

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I regret to inform you that the secret to appearing well-read is to read.

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While the optimist and pessimist argued about the glass of water, the opportunist drank it.

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I love when the universe delivers receipts.

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Today I couldn’t find a parking space at work, so I drove back home. Looks like they have enough people there.

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This Thanksgiving, don’t ask me questions about my life, just pass the mashed potatoes.

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Making art is making love to the world.

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Weird how I can’t seem to reach anything at the grocery store when hot men are around.

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I can’t work under these festive conditions.

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Wonder what I should wear to World War III.

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I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.

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Smash Mouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming.

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I put the mess in domestic.

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I am “any text received after 9pm will be answered at 6am” years old.

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Shoutout to myself for ruining my own life.

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I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

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I think God was high when he made me.

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What if they close grocery stores and we have to hunt for our food? I don’t even know where the little gummy bears live.

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Patience: something you have when there are too many witnesses around.

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People are too judgmental these days… I can tell just by looking at them.

I have information that will lead to where your hug is at.

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At the gym, everyone thinks exclusively about how little weight I can lift and how quickly I’m out of breath, because the world revolves around me.

59 shares on Discord this month:

Whoever first said, “It gets to a point,” was definitely at that point, and I feel them deeply.

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Rock bottom ain’t even that bad of a place to be if you’re into collecting rocks.

22 shares on Telegram this month:

Some people buy shoes to feel alive. I buy boarding passes.

56 shares on Twitch this month:

Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.

31 shares on Messenger this month:

Am I the only one who prays about everything? Like, ‘God, please help me find where I dropped my AirPods.’

16 shares on Threads this month:

When I was in elementary school, we learned about a shape called a rhombus, and that was the last time I ever heard about that shape ever again.

28 shares on YouTube this month:

Turns out my superpower is the ability to go into incredible detail in completely the wrong direction.

27 shares on Telegram this month:

They say white people don’t have their own culture, but I just got invited to a gender reveal party for a dog, and there’s no way we appropriated that from anyone else.

55 shares on Slack this month:

Talking to some people is like folding a fitted sheet.

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Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever taken an afternoon nap on the couch?

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There should be a website where you post your wishes, and rich people who don’t know what to do with their money give you an anonymous gift.

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When my friends are religious, I pretend not to notice.

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Cats must think we’re so weird for constantly harvesting their poop.

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Reincarnation, in this economy?

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Unfortunately for the haters, I will continue to keep being me.

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Whoever coined the term coined the term coined the term coined the term.

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You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That’s common sense leaving your body.

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They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

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Guns N’ Roses: “Welcome to the jungle!” The jungle: “No more humans, please!”

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Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button.

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Keep your temper. Nobody else wants it.

Just landed via Twitch:

How do I get someone to unknow me? I no longer want to be known by these people.

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I think my phone is broken. I pressed the home button, but I’m still at work.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Tolerate the lactose already, you heathen.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Some people are like sunglasses: your day just becomes so much brighter when you accidentally drop them off the side of the boat.

Just shared via Threads:

Kiss me like you’re trying to damn my soul and save it in the same breath.

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You know you’re over 40 when you clean your house to the music you used to get drunk to.

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Meteorologists are always talking about the weather and hardly ever about meteors.

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I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a tweet or a close friends story.

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I have information that will lead to where your hug is at.

Whenever Im in trouble, I think, what would Jesus do? Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.

“My family doesn’t have a black sheep,” I say, while everyone avoids eye contact.

That one British friend that’s too bloke.

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

I think I just hit a Labubu with my car.

Parents will give you a lecture about fake friends and then get scammed by their own siblings.

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I have information that will lead to where your hug is at.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Whenever Im in trouble, I think, what would Jesus do? Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.

“My family doesn’t have a black sheep,” I say, while everyone avoids eye contact.

That one British friend that’s too bloke.

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

I think I just hit a Labubu with my car.

Parents will give you a lecture about fake friends and then get scammed by their own siblings.

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